Shig Gorodark is a familiar face to adventurers. He loiters around local taverns (and sometimes dungeon entrances), offering coppers for unique anatomical specimens. His illuminated monographs fetch large sums from a small but dedicate clientele in the capitol.
How many gold pieces would adventurers have to pay for a cart big enough to drag Godzilla's corpse back to town on in order to sell it to Shig Gorodark? And, if they bought every single cart horse, mule, ox and burro on the continent, would all of those animals be able to budge the cart? The mind boggles.
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